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#3 CERITA LAWAK - ZIP



Di satu perhentian bus, seorang perempuan cantik memakai skirt kulit ketat sedang menunggu bas. Sebuah bas tiba, dan apabila tiba giliran untuk menaiki bus, dia sedar bahawa skirtnya terlalu ketat untuk membolehkannya mengangkat kaki menaiki tangga bas.

Berasa sedikit malu pada pemandu bas, dia cuba mencapai zip skirt di bahagian belakang dengan harapan dapat melonggarkan sedikit skirtnya.

Dia cuba mengangkat kaki menaiki tangga bas tetapi tidak boleh. Selagi lagi dia mencapai zip untuk melonggarkan lagi skirtnya. Tetapi selepas melonggarkan zip, dia masih tidak boleh mengangkat kakinya.

Berasa malu yang amat sangat, dia melonggarkan zip skirtnya sekali lagi. Tetapi kali ini, lelaki besar yang berdiri di belakang memegang pinggangnya dan mengangkat dia. Perempuan itu berasa terkejut. Dia berasa marah lalu berkata,


"Kau siapa? Aku tak kenal kau pon. Kenapa kau sesuka hati nak pegang aku??!!"


Lelaki itu senyum lalu berkata,"Cik, selalunya saya akan bersetuju dengan Cik. Tetapi bila Cik unzip zip seluar saya 3 kali, saya dapat rasakan kita ni kawan rapat".

Perempuan itu berasa malu dan masuk dalam bas laju2.

39 comment(s):

Unknown said...

adehhh....==' macam macam

~cik shanashaida~ said...

hahaha..sengal je :)

adwafarahin said...

hahahahahah giler la malu kan..

Nurul Jannah said...

cehhh..sengaall..hahahaha

anamizu said...

hahaha hape daaa p unzip sluar org len..adehh hik3

::hannazaki:: said...

sengal.. mesti malu gile pmpuan tu.. haha

Datin NurulSyazwanie said...

erk? malu. malu. =_____='

nana fazlina said...

hahaha , malu malu . sengal btol .

black butterfly said...

hyahaha^_^

TaufiqHafiidh said...

hahaha...tu rasa sayang namanya...honey ni tak bertempat la...malu abg...hahaha

ps :'lain kali tengok belakang dulu'....hahahaha

Unknown said...

haha bengong :P

ruby said...

hahahhahaha...sngal...jahat...ahakz...tp agak2 kalu real,cmna erk??..

Unknown said...

hahha..tk le bla..so de moral value is jgn lah pkai pe pon yg ktat..rite? ;)

miss eyes!! said...

haha,,xley blah cite nie...! :D

Unknown said...

erk...

amal_fc1303 said...

bangang giler lawak nie..

honeymadu said...

*tgh tahan pipi yg yg jadik pink sbb malu* =_=;;

gnesop.com said...

huhuh... lawak

Pa'ang said...

haha..macam2

Dinkyrara :) said...

haha,sian laki tu..^-^

Amelia said...

sengal..hahaha

acap said...

kahkahkah.
spesies macam ni pun ada

PCL said...

haha..bole saja , apa de hal kalau just nk tlg..sengal betoi la...

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